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Picture Perceptions

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Saturday, May 14, 2005


Poem Artwork

 


They say that a picture


Is worth a thousand words


I don’t know if I’ve come up with a thousand


But I do know that viewing this picture


Has prompted several questions in my mind


 


Our Perceptions of Life


 


Is the bag half empty,


Or half full?


 


Do the bag’s contents


Delight your gardening lover’s soul,


Or are they your worst nightmare?


 


The Woman in the Photo’s Perceptions


 


Is she seriously contemplating a career change,


Or is she wondering if the elephant’s deposits


Will end in time for lunch?


 


The Elephant’s Perceptions


 


Is the elephant glad that someone


Is picking up after him,


Or is he wondering why a human


Would expend time and energy


Worrying about his droppings?


 


The Droppings’ Perceptions


 


If you look very closely,


These droppings seem to have faces


 


Are they happy that they are being gathered up,


And so quickly disposed of,


Or would they rather fall to the earth,


And perhaps be utilized in some fashion,


By some insect, animal, or man?


 


Perhaps we all bag up far too much ‘crap’


Throughout our lives and carry it around with us,


Instead of just letting it fall where it may,


And eagerly going on with our lives


 


And I also fear that I have now become


Ed Matlack;


Only he would think of such questions


From a picture such as this


 


God Help Me Now!


 


 


 


 


 



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Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on May 15, 2005
Very Insightful poem Wise wise words. this ones a keeper.
We really do bag up alot of it don't we? Great pic. What a way to spend a life.
My life's pretty crappy w/ 37 critters but...
Thanks Ed for this wonderful poem. Love it!!!. Very Unique indeed.
Love Spacey xooxxooxxo (dfe)
Gabby and Little General doing ok? (c:)

Reviewed on May 15, 2005
How I love your second-to-last stanza: "Perhaps we all bag up far too much ‘crap’...etc.", oh wise one! I'm curious how you would have presented The Photographer's Perception...LOL...maybe just encaptioned "A Crappy Day"?

Micke

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on May 15, 2005
LOLOLOL! Yeah, it's all about perceptions
and this is a delightful read. Thanks for the smiles.

Blessings,
Joseph

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on May 15, 2005
Super funny, poor lady, I'd hate to be her.

Take care

Reviewed on May 15, 2005
LOL! I love the "perceptions of the droppings" best of all, although the whole poem is a perceptive riot! Your closing lines are absolutely genius... and I'm still laughing, because this reminds me of a poem I wrote quite a while ago... about the same... huh... subject! ;0) Only, I didn't use the word "droppings"... LOL!
Love&Light*
Alexandra*

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
This is an absolute hoot Ed, collecting dung droppings, there has to be a better job....many, many smiles!

Peace and love, Carole

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Yes you so seem to be in a shitty mood LOL. It is interesting how a picture can bring about so many questions. She hits me as saying, "EW how did I get myself into this mess? EW I hope it does'nt it my fingernails. The officers in the background appear to be reliefed that they don't have this shitty job LOL. The Zebra is hiding........Nobody's going to get my shit! I see Ed enjoyed your shitty mood :-)

Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Oh crap! Only you and Ed can think of something like this write of genius quality.

I wish I had the answers to everyone of those questions, but then I'm not a genius, so I'm still thinking...

Kaka for our thoughts...

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Oh yes, Ed, God help you!! LOL! But you have provided those of us who have never had the priviledge of actually seeing elephant poop to experience the thrill vicariously. Not that the contemplation of poop is bad. When you think of it, poop makes the world go 'round and one day will be the only resource left for fuel. Hmmm, I can see monuments to poop. A poop museum. The Annual Poop Awards. 'Poop For Dummies' and Poop Petrol gas stations. Wise, funny and thoroughly enjoyable write, Ed...

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
...Puts cleaning up after the dog into perspective! On the other hand, quite a few charities, I think, make good quality paper products from elephant dung, don't they, so probably the elephant will be wiping his butt on his own paper soon.... Happy Father's Day, Dad! Miss you so much. LOL Kleenex Kate xx

Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Funny!!!!! :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Ed this is one you have to see to believe;-)
Only you could have made such a great poem
out of it!;-)I agree,it must be the ED
factor hahaha, thanks for sharing , love your
analogy in last verse! Bravo!

Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Ed,

LOLOLOL--priceless!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoyed your...philosophy. Never thought what a turd would be thinking :) BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. LOLOLOLOLOL!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Thank you for sharing your wise philosophy while serving a great helping of humor, Ed. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
I am so happy and proud and honored that you have learned so much from me...I wondered when someone around here would notice my analness regarding the anal area...LOL! Ed, you certainly are my brother separated at birth...A fine philosophical write... Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
"Perhaps we all bag up far too much ‘crap’
Throughout our lives and carry it around with us,
Instead of just letting it fall where it may,
And eagerly going on with our lives"

This has all the 'earmarks' of Eddie K's mind, Eddie M. I'm sorry, who are you? I'm katy xox (and I think she needs a bigger bag! ICK!)


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
hehehehehe...stinky to the fullest

so much of taking shit huh???

Am I glad for one moment my name is NOT Stinky!!

You are a hoot you know!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Must be something with the name "Ed"... LOL

Reviewed on May 14, 2005
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! LOL

laffin' too hard to review

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D LOL


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