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He really luvs me, alot!
by Denise Edwards → (All Poetry by Denise Edwards)
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A yummy love letter!


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Baby, when I think about cha
I think about Chicken & Fries
darling, you know your eyes
do remind me
 of two big ol' Black Olives

You have lips as juicey as Pastrami
and them big soft tits
makes me have shiverin fits 
like a big ol' slab of Pork Bacon and hot Biskits

Your big round butt is what I love the most
sitting up thar like  well done Rump Roasts

Gurl, I  just waana nibble and gnaw on ya
gurl , ya know I just can't wait to eat cha!
like a extra large  stuffed crust Pizza!

Honey, dont you know
I can't never let you go
cause you is as good as any
and betta than most
you is tha Suga in my Tea
and tha Jam on my Toast!


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 Reviews of "He really luvs me, alot!"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 1, 2008
That was funnnnnieee, and the .gif is gross. I don't condone over eting, but if it is purely erotic it's good aerobics.

Ron

Reviewed on September 1, 2008
LOL thank you so much for a really GOOD laugh Denise! Love the poem and the pic.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 31, 2008
This is a taste treat Denise
for me to enjoy and read
you got me a bit hungry
bedzzling me with this heavenly
delicious serving of a creative
play of words
Love & peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on August 29, 2008
This was a delightful cutie, by a delightful cutie! I am still smilin! HUGS! SC

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 29, 2008
Oh how simply adorable this piece is, bringing lots of smiles....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on August 29, 2008
Thank you, thank you, thank you, I needed a full belly laugh...You are just too much. Clever poem
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 29, 2008
ROFL This is sooo funny but sounds like a "You know you are a Redneck when...) kind of lover.

hugs
fee

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on August 29, 2008
Luv, let it never end.


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