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My Cat Is Crazy
by Jane Noponen Perinacci → (All Poetry by Jane Noponen Perinacci)
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I'm an animal lover!


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My cat is crazy and trying to
Make me go crazy some days
I get busy with what I do
Then she swats or she brays.
She brays?
It's not a meow. She brays!

She climbs all over with her pink paws
I scub and clean all the time
Not that I'm a clean freak because
I'm not. Germs are a crime.
A crime?
This little cat a crime?

I love dogs too in fact had a few
They're loveable and they're warm
Then there's this cat with head askew
Who came in from the storm
A storm?
It's she who is the storm!

 

Jane Noponen Perinacci

 


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 Reviews of "My Cat Is Crazy"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 21, 2020
CAN'T HELP BUT LOVER 'EM THOUGH...'CUS ONCE YOU'RE HOOKED, YOU'RE HOOKED. REALLY CUTE AND ENJOYED. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Gert van Weenen (Reader)
Reviewed on January 14, 2013
How did you find each other ?!?!?
I'm really laughing about this one Jane

Gerrit

Reviewed on January 13, 2013
Oh Jane, this crazy cat is identical in looks
and in nature as to my cat named Snickers :)

Loved this

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2013
Wowwww...wonderful...enjoyed, cat with head askew?! Lovely pic Jane. Keep writing...early morning laughs do us good )
Best wishes, neerja

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 12, 2013
Crazy is as crazy does and you aleady know that I think you are just as crazy as your cat & me...e

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 12, 2013
Yep. I think cars were spawned by Satan Hisself . . . Truly, their thinking is all screwed up.


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