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Lip Locked
by Jane Noponen Perinacci → (All Poetry by Jane Noponen Perinacci)
Tuesday, February 28, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Talk about being lip locked!


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She was struttin' down the street one day
Eyes upon her and the way she'd sway
Gave her hair a little flip
On her lips used red lipstick
To her kissing booth she made her way

Lines were long just to receive a kiss
From this lovely tantalizing Miss
Dollars filled her fancy jar
Made enough to take her far
While the other ladies gave a hiss

Practical joker by name of Lou
Coats his lips with crazy super glue
Gave the Miss a long lip lock
Now they walk around the block
Kissing all the while a funny view


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 Reviews of "Lip Locked"
Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on June 10, 2017
Clever, Limerick like story telling. new and different way to tell a story.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on March 7, 2017
FOR REAL?!?! NAH!!!!! THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 4, 2017
That sounds worse than touching a frozen pole with your tongue. On the bright side of things, at least it wasn't her other set of lips.

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on February 28, 2017
2 28 2017

Sounds like A D Lip Locked in Vacuum...

TRASK..

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on February 28, 2017
It looks like they got what they deserve. John

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on February 28, 2017
. . . as she tries to saw his lips off with her fingernail file . . .


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