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Hot Tub
by Jane Noponen Perinacci → (All Poetry by Jane Noponen Perinacci)
Friday, March 31, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A waitresses lament.

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After work he'd invite
His house that night
Hot tub felt good
This bad girl was treated good

Wondered what his game was
Gentleman clause
He cooked as well
Damned it all and go to hell

Now I'm married thrice times
Wedding bell chimes
No hot tub now
Back to work and slinging chow


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 Reviews of "Hot Tub"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 24, 2017
Yeah! Sometimes the reality we'd like to avoid... ...bites. Love and best wishes,

Régis
Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on April 2, 2017
a good one Jane love it
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
THE 'BAIT' IS ALWAYS GOOD BUT WE DON'T LOVE THE BAIT WE JUST ENJOY IT. I GUESS THE OBJECT IS...TO FALL IN LOVE, THEN THE ABSENCE OF THE 'BAIT' DOESN'T MATTER. HOT TUB. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
Lady Jane~
Hot tub ooh! Fun write!
Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
to cute , loved it hugs
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
Order a Conair foot massager, & when you get home stick your feetsies in it & the rest of you will melt right down into it...-e-
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
Those hot tubs can be treacherous. They are so damn hot. John
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
Looks like that hot tub got hot girl in hot water again. Looking on the bright side, waitressing may be hard on the legs and feet, but it sure beats hands in hot water washing dishes.

Ron
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
Gotta go for what ya know. In this case an A-1 First Class waitress.
Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 31, 2017
Rub a dub dub. I've often wondered how many women got pregnant in a hot tub.
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