Four Ears…Better to Hear…

Ears I got, its balls I need,

They took them, said there were going to fix me,

Hell, I didn’t even know I was broken,

You can tell I am pissed; my ears are down,

Yes all four of them, can’t you hear me hiss?

People you got to keep your eyes on, wish I had four of them,

Especially that one they call vet, he brought the knife,

That did in my balls; I thought they were trying to take my life…

Tried to give them that of my wife, but Rodney Dangerfield took that line,

Funny how people always take what you got, first my balls, then my jokes,

I just got to stay away from them folks, yes indeed, holy smokes…

              © ed – 3/28/04