Dogs Night Out…

Playin’ cards and boozin’,

That’s what we do on our night out,

Smokin’ cheap cigars and humping bitches in heat,

Even some not so in heat, if you know what I mean? (he-he)

We play Stoker, kinda like humans poker,

We play Old bitch, kinda like old maid,

We play 5 Paw Stud, the winner makes the grade,

We also play Loono, kinda like Uno, but you have to be looney for this one…

So when your dog asks to go out with the other pups,

You know where he is going, he is out to be boozin’ out of cups,

When he gets home, don’t mind the smell of old stogies and booze,

It will go away when he rubs his hair in that stinky poop in the yard,

Then let him go and take a snooze…

                   © ed – 5/21/04