Rufuz on Vacation…by Rufuz

Trees dad, look at all the pretty trees,

Can I pee on them too, do they have knees,

Grass dad, look at all the pretty green grass,

Buuuurrrrppp, scuse me dad, I seem to have gas,

Could it have been that last blade of grass?

Smell this dad; oh it smells like an animal,

What kind do you think it is dad?

Do you think it will like me?

Hey dad this smells like a doggy, maybe a bitch,

Do you think she will like me, my virginity still intact, what a bitch…?

Oh dad why can’t I chase them doggies?

They are not doggies? But they have four legs and a tail, and they bark too,

Oh they are called coyotes, but they look like doggies, boy I wish I could play too,

But playin’ with you dad is just so much fun as well,

Playin’ with you I get to bite at your buns…

What’s that brown thing dad?

A ground hog, really?

Is that like a pig, like you call me when I burp in your face?

Why are they called a hog, do they live also in the ground?

So many questions, so little time,

I have so few answers within the size of my mind…

Can we go away again dad, please really soon?

I am tired of smelling the old smells here, they make me swoon…

          *From the paws of Rufuz*             

             © Rufuz ~ 8.12.2004