Rufuz the Ruthlezz Dufuz Rezume (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Rufuz the Ruthlezz Dufuz Rezume
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Rufuz is looking for work, He does not want to work for a jerk, Nor does he wish to work like a dog, Maybe something he can do in a factory, As he likes working with cogs...

RUFUZ, THE RUTHLEZZ DUFUZ REZUME� Home: with my dad Phone: my dads (I have a hard enough time getting on the computer) Objective: To help my dad afford to live, to buy Kibbles & Bits in a can, as I love it for dinner� 1999 to Present: Living and learning within the confines of my life with my dad and mom & big brother sinders� Schooling: Devil Dog Training�run by Aunt Donna Learning every day of my life from my dad at when to go poopies and how to not run away from dad and chase kids or cats� Abilities: I can sit when told; give you both my paws, (not at the same time), I speak when I feel like it! I protect my car and home real well, showing my teethies and smiling as my dad does call it�.(one drawback, I am STILL a virgin, not my fault) Background: Mixed Breed: Collie/Shepard/Chow?/Akita? (unsure) Reference�s available upon request

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 12, 2004

you're hired, rufus! you've convinced me! adorable resume', adorable you! how could anyone NOT hire you??

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

kissies to you, rufuz!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on October 11, 2004

You're hired! Based entirely on that cutie-petutie picture, you're just what anyone is looking for, Rufuz, me sweet... can't do much about that virgin stuff, but maybe when you're older, your dad will let you borrow the car and you can cruise cuties or something, eh? (giggle) Just don't be one of those love-em-and leave-em types... Auntie katy will explain the birds and bees and female dogs when the time comes... fear not! Signed: that same Auntie katy xox. (ARF!)

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

(((rufuz)))

you're hired. :)

if your boss won't take care of you, my apartment is open for you. of course, there's no beach around, but there's plenty of love and (((HUGS))) from your twin aunties in texas :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww adorable write!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Rufuz always has a job waiting at our place if he wants it - Turbo, Blanca, and Little Eddie need a fourth member to complete their soon to be famous band, The Mad Howlers.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Ed, I love this! I love you. Thank you for brightening my day.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Roll Model Indeed!!

Precious One!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

What a cute puppie. Hmmm work is what your looking for? Do you like chasing cats? hehehehe, or, would you like to be the protector of three young children? Grant you they will pull your fur, try to ride you, and do all kinds of unspeakable things, but they will love you :-)

Reviewed by Sue Hess

does he work fairly cheap? i have a position as a pet open, haven't had one for years

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)

definitely, he should model!

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Good dog Rufuz!

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

This was so cute Rufuz! Funny, he's hired!

Reindeer