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Paranoid Kitty
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I love finding pictures I can use for fun...

Paranoid kitty… Live he does with the insane, Never has he wanted fame, Passed caring about his looks, Just sits around all day reading books… Wears a knitted cap and scarf, Best to go out in the weather to barf, The food at the asylum really sucks, Spam they do use to make the duck… Medication does not work on this poor kitty, He was found by the men in white coats in the city, He does not want from anyone, pity, He just wants to curl up and keep warm, Oh yeah, he also wants the kitchen there to reform… So if you are visiting a relative, Remember that life is anything but relative, If this cat comes past and into your picnic basket he does dive, Allow him to do so he has had a hard life, he has been deprived… © ed ~ 2/4/05

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on February 5, 2005

good photo, cat sounds like cats at my house, sheesh

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on February 4, 2005

Oh my you do find the photo's don't you ? :-) Fun write.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Another Matlacklian masterpiece. Thank you Ed. My best to Rufuz as well. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson

lolololololol oh my goodness!!!!!
this is too funny!!!
look at that cat face
hahahahaha

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

He does not want from anyone, pity,
He just wants to curl up and keep warm,

These words could be said about many beings - both human and nonhuman, and I agree with, Katy; I applaud your sensitivity to their plight.

And I'd give even that kitty a warm place to stay!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Good Grief, EM!! ...from a hilarious picture to a heartbreaking, though beautifully compassionate piece of poetry. I'm confused by those who say this is funny. I'm in tears! (NO, smarty, it is NOT PMS!)

Maybe it just hit close to home because of my son. It really is touching, dear one. katy xox.

Reviewed by Carrie Deveney

very funny poem...good. :)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Yes you do find the most unusual stuff to write about.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

YOur awful if you shoed that pic to Rufuz, he'll have nightmares!
Hope he keeps you awake if he does,dark humor poem well done;-)

etw

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

OMG only a mother can love that face.....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by M. B. (Reader)

Hilarious photo! :)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

too funny, ed; where DO you come up with these pics?? Well done; thanks for my grins today! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (sick) Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Ed,

That's a skitzy kitty. And a funny write--enjoyed

Rufuz put you up to it, didn't he? LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)