Dogs know better than to do this,

That is a place where humans piss,

Don’t even ask what they do when they sit,

Okay if you must know its shit…

One clean cat you will have sure,

Will make his own agitation while splattering on the floor,

Be sure to keep that lid down till the cycle is done,

Afterwards wait till you see that cat take off and run…

He will run around the house and dry himself off,

Though for a few days he will do nothing with you but scoff,

Eventually he will come around,

Just don’t expect him to fall for the old sleep in the toilet scam,

Anytime you are to that room bound,

He will run the other way faster than you can say damn…

© Rufuz ~ 5.27.2006