It was a dream,

Of course it was a dream, it’s the middle of the night,

But what kind of dream is all I ask,

I awoke out of a sound sleep, and have a headache,

Had to as well pee, but what else is new,

I was sleeping in a room with dad & mom nearby,

But were they actually there or was I,

The flashlight wouldn’t light not even with a lighter,

I couldn’t see, but it was dark, and the crazy guy,

Across the hall says get out of his dream,

But he’s in MY dream, not I his,

What the hell is going on, am I dreaming or are you,

Now I wouldn’t be surprised to see a bunny in a tux,

With tails and a top hat…oh my I’m late, I’m so very, very late…