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Shedding Machine...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My fur comes off in clumps,

Though dad does brush me,

It seems to keep him out of the dumps,

I can fill a plastic bag & off me it keeps the flea…

 

I give dad big kisses when brush me he does,

My fur is far from being peach fuzz,

Dad laughs and says I am molting,

Some may, but brushing me he doesn’t find revolting…

 

Dad wonders if fur I make,

Even after off me all he does take,

I wish I could shed it off with one big shake,

But then I’d be bald shedding my fur like a snake…

 

 

© Rufuz ;-) 06.29.2009


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Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 30, 2009
Get your Dad some knitting needles, Rufie Boy, and have him make a winter sweater for you!

Reviewed on June 29, 2009
humerous one Rufus, just watchout for the sharks in the ocean, tehehe

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 29, 2009
Rufuz... you take a wonderful pic.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 29, 2009
very cute!

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on June 29, 2009
Aw Rufuz! My three Rotties, Halas, Capt'n Jack and Cleo are all storing their balls of fur so's I can knit em up some snowpawboots. I haven't figured out how to do it yet but they have plenty of hair. Are you itching too Rufuz? My guys butts itch so much they whine for me to scratch them, but when I do their skin starts making funny waves, oh for the dry skin! Doggies have it so ruff..get it??

Reviewed on June 29, 2009
Hi Rufuz, Just be glad you're not a cat! We can't brush them, they'd rather lick themselves just so they can throw up hairballs! I have a cat, Felix. Maybe you'd like to meet him one day!? ;)

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 29, 2009
Cute write, Ed.

Reviewed on June 29, 2009
You love that hairy beast, I know you do, Ed. :) Well done. (And so do I.)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 29, 2009
Rufuz is a furry beast
Hair falls out like crazy
Brother Pete does the same
But He's a lot more lazy
We don't go to the beach
Because he's such a chicken
But I don't have the shedding deal
That both of you are stricken

Ha Ha Ha ....Pork Pie

Reviewed on June 29, 2009
Delightful; four paws up...WAY up!

You da DAWG, Rufuz!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on June 29, 2009
Yup Rufus, one big shake would sure be nice and a whole lot easier too. But I think daddy-human likes brushing you, and another thing, fur sure, you should prolly make sure he's not putting glue in yur shampoo. You just keep getting better bubba
Woof

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 29, 2009
Rufuz, it's summer! bald like a snake will hold you cold!

Uncle EDvard



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