From my jail cell,
I am writing to tell,
I got this guy here named Bubba,
He is a kind of a boxer mix,
He’s a tough old dog,
That just loves to chase sticks…
Down the hall is a cute bitch,
But even though she is like us,
In quarantine, she is stuck up,
Her poop don’t stink & fleas don’t make her itch…
Quite an assortment of tough dogs in here,
Like Rotty’s, Dobies and pitts,
But none of them do I actually fear,
Because I have my ducky toy quite near…
Dad came today to visit,
But no visits allowed they say,
He brought me though my ducky,
No matter what happens here,
I know that for my life so far,
I have had the greatest dad, I’ve been so lucky…
(and so has his daddy)
© Rufuz 07.10.09 (translated from dog speak by Ed)
~W~
When you are 'sprung' - let Daddy massage your toes.
At your trial - PLEAD THE FIFTH -
No self-incrimination do you wish.
Glad Tyler is doing well -
Hope you both will later do swell!
Tell Daddy Dear not to be so crass -
'Grass' can lead to a 'Horse's Ass ...
For your penance, say five 'Hail Mary's' -
When returning home - NO 'DINGLE-BERRIES!'
To Joisey Ed - this has been a 'BOMB' -
Best Wishes to all - from 'Uncle Tom.'
Newfie Hugs, Rose
Cheers,
Dan
Your Daddy is counting the days till he can be with you. He misses you SOOOOO much! Everytime you play with your little ducky toy think of him. (Huuuuuuggggs to Rufus)
Woof, Woof,
~Linda
Uncle EDvard(k)
Love,
Auntie Eileen
You're the best on-line friend we ever had
We'll be so very happy when you are free
And are reunited with your daddy
Love Nilla & Pete
Karla.
If I had the bail out money, you'd a been out of there two days ago. :(
Oh, Rufuz...you sweet boy! Just know that Daddy loves you and is gonna be so happy when you get home. You are both lucky to have one another...a match made in Doggie Heaven, methinks :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke
(my cats send you a BIG MEOOOOWWW)
Fee
Me I haven't mastered English yet :)
Come home soon Rufuz, hang in there Ed
The Buzzard
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :( >tears! <