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In Jail...by RUFUZ
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From my jail cell,

I am writing to tell,

I got this guy here named Bubba,

He is a kind of a boxer mix,

He’s a tough old dog,

That just loves to chase sticks…

 

Down the hall is a cute bitch,

But even though she is like us,

In quarantine, she is stuck up,

Her poop don’t stink & fleas don’t make her itch…

 

Quite an assortment of tough dogs in here,

Like Rotty’s, Dobies and pitts,

But none of them do I actually fear,

Because I have my ducky toy quite near…

 

 

Dad came today to visit,

But no visits allowed they say,

He brought me though my ducky,

No matter what happens here,

I know that for my life so far,

I have had the greatest dad, I’ve been so lucky…

(and so has his daddy)

© Rufuz 07.10.09 (translated from dog speak by Ed)


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 Reviews of "In Jail...by RUFUZ"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 16, 2009
What happened ED, was he arrested for Barking and Entering?

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 15, 2009
Messing around with bitches has always landed me in trouble. Be careful what you wish for, you dog you.

~W~

Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on July 13, 2009
Rufuz, don't follow Mr. Ed's advice. Keep going for the bitch.......Jerry

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 13, 2009
A loving and lovable write

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on July 12, 2009
this is sweet...and sad

Reviewed on July 12, 2009
RUFIE - Sorry to hear of your recent woes.

When you are 'sprung' - let Daddy massage your toes.

At your trial - PLEAD THE FIFTH -

No self-incrimination do you wish.

Glad Tyler is doing well -

Hope you both will later do swell!

Tell Daddy Dear not to be so crass -

'Grass' can lead to a 'Horse's Ass ...

For your penance, say five 'Hail Mary's' -

When returning home - NO 'DINGLE-BERRIES!'

To Joisey Ed - this has been a 'BOMB' -

Best Wishes to all - from 'Uncle Tom.'



Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 11, 2009
Rufuz Daddy is there with you in his thoughts, take care.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 11, 2009
Hang in there, Rufuz, it won't be long until you'll see the light of day.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on July 11, 2009
Rufus,
Your Daddy is counting the days till he can be with you. He misses you SOOOOO much! Everytime you play with your little ducky toy think of him. (Huuuuuuggggs to Rufus)

Woof, Woof,
~Linda

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 11, 2009
Rufie Boy, here's a prison tip for you: Always make friends with the Top Dog. Give old Bubba your ducky, and I bet he'll get you some biscuits and cigarettes. Good Luck!

Reviewed on July 11, 2009
good luck Ed, rooting for you two, cheers

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 11, 2009
Now, Ma and Tiger Lily and myself are counting the minutes until you come back, but where the heck are your uncle PeeWee? maybe he was the one that rat on you? Tell what, write to Mean Tall Woman! that will wake up that boy.

Uncle EDvard(k)


Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on July 10, 2009
This is too cute. I hope the situation is improving.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 10, 2009
Rufuz your dad misses you too much.I'm putting a spell on time to make it go quickly,so you two will be together again soon!

Love,
Auntie Eileen

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 10, 2009
We know you didn't mean to do bad
You're the best on-line friend we ever had
We'll be so very happy when you are free
And are reunited with your daddy

Love Nilla & Pete

Reviewed on July 10, 2009
You best get out de there soon my boy, Daddy is getting real lonesome, so bribe the guard, or make a break for it. Darn Jersey how long are they keeping Rufuz? What does his lawyer say? I mean after all he is innocent, what's going on? Holding you both in my thoughts! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on July 10, 2009
(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Rufuz, don't speak without a lawyer. =] Such a shame, I know you didn't mean to do that. The boy had to have been picking on you, and enough is enough. I believe you and love you guys -

Karla.

If I had the bail out money, you'd a been out of there two days ago. :(

Reviewed on July 10, 2009
Woof! Woof! Woof!
Oh, Rufuz...you sweet boy! Just know that Daddy loves you and is gonna be so happy when you get home. You are both lucky to have one another...a match made in Doggie Heaven, methinks :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke
(my cats send you a BIG MEOOOOWWW)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 10, 2009
Hang in there Rufus you will get out on good behavior soon.

Fee

Reviewed on July 10, 2009
I'm glad you can translate from dog speak
Me I haven't mastered English yet :)
Come home soon Rufuz, hang in there Ed
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 10, 2009
Very nice and cute too, Ed. Well done.

Reviewed on July 10, 2009
Awww, this is so heart touching, Rufuz; just hang in there, buddy; we're all praying hard for you and your daddy! Love you!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :( >tears! <


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