Hypothetically thought of, though discounted,
Suppositional conjecture thought to be as well uncounted,
A divinatory pronouncement only surmised,
For lack of any properly construe d evidence,
From that point nothing did or was amounted…
Abstract in thinking is this writers downfall,
Speculative theorizations does of his brain enthrall,
Enraptured in the delight of life’s demonstrative nature,
Lost in thought, with a brain the size of a pea,
Can only talk or write about an inability to normally pee…
Defective through his thoughts, still they ramble on,
Faulty as well are his synapses connections,
Very unusual but sometimes still he gets erections,
No one to show him the error of his ways,
A donor he is above all outside objections…
© ed ~ 5/28/10
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A. YEW WOULDN'T KNOW AN ORGASM IF IT BIT YOU!
B. METHINKS EWE BIN 'SPANKIN' THE MONKEY' TOO MUCH!
C. THE ONLY THING MISALIGNED IS YOUR MIND!
D. RE: PEE-LESS PROBLEM -
YEARS AGO, GOOD FRIEND HAD 'STONES' AND PASSED ONLY ONE - SAID THE PAIN WAS LIKE GIVING BIRTH! ALTHOUGH HE DISLIKED BEER, DR. HORST SCHIRMER, RENOWNED UROLOGIST AT JOHNS HOPKINS, TOLD HIM TO DRINK ONE BEER PER DAY, AND HE WOULD NEVER EXPERIENCE 'BIRTH LABOR' AGAIN!
'POT' WON'T DO THAT!
AND ... IF YOU DON'T HAVE A 'POT TO PEE IN' -
USE A GALLON MILK JUG!
PLEASE DON'T THANK ME - YER HAPPINESS N' HEALTH IS MY REWARD!
CUZ TK ... EL GATO ENORMO!
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the circumference of the pole is congruent with the diameter of the hole
then
Sex is the answer
Ron
EDvard(k) Ole Brother
PS. new weed?
Veddy intellasting, opined Professor Deepinthawt.
Like, really.
One wee problem: "theorizations does of his brain enthrall" meant to be "theorizations do his brain enthrall?" Or am I missing something. Won't say it is happening more, but it ain' happening less.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY~!
xOs Phyllis xOx
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Thank you for your service, welcome home (((HUGS)))
let me research through several encyclopedias and I will come up with a better review......obstruction of peeing, well I know about that
my pills keep me functioning properly for a while, I just ran out of medication for the Memorial Day weekend, .....Brother can You spare me a pill??????.....................Peace Brother
Wishing you a Great Memorial Day, Don't eat too much
William
Anyways, ya made me smile!!
Blessings and Love - Micke