Or maybe he’s just hungry,

Maybe with it he drinks Chablis,

One way or the other he’s pretty damn gutsy,

Can you just hear him howling whoopee…

You suppose while on the throne,

Does he read the paper or a girlie magazine,

Or does he talk for hours on his cell phone,

Do you smell him or his doggy cologne…

Just wait till returns his master,

Boy will he get it then unless of course,

His master is a non-violent pastor,

From that pastor though he may end up with a divorce…