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Clogged...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...or should I say...UN?


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Of late I’ve been having stomach pain,

All the time, not only in the rain,

I was afraid to eat for I felt so bad,

I doubled over sometimes, making me mad…

 

I finally figured it out just today,

After consulting WebMD,

For the weekend there was no other way,

So I popped two Colace and this morning,

Waa-laa, a big movement I did take,

This was all apparently a great big warning…

 

Drink more water, and get out and walk more,

Take a pill nightly so it doesn’t again occur,

Today I am much happier, as the pain was intense,

You’d think by now, as old as I am, I would have more sense…

 

 


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 Reviews of "Clogged..."
Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on November 26, 2012
You're not that old, but as to sense, i sometimes wonder bout that?

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 20, 2012
And a lot more cents… like in the millions… and then you could have the doctor do it.

Ron you

Reviewed on November 20, 2012
LOL rolling my eyes, ehhhhh TMI?
Citrucel daily 3 times a day is all
natural fiber with no sugars or artificial
flavors and highly recommended and soluble fiber...
Many do not get enough soluble fiber and I swear by
this product (lol), go to Wal-Mart it's cheapest there...

You are so funny

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 19, 2012
Too much information, my friend. But I do hope you are feeling better. Love and peace,

Regis

Our friend Ed was a bit uptight,
In fact he was quite a sight;
But relief came at last,
When he had a blast,
And let it all out into the light.

(with my compliments - the limericks of Regis)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on November 19, 2012
This wise and even amusing poem is not crap...even though it may be about it!
Hugs from Kay

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on November 19, 2012
Thanks Ed. This is a problem I have to deal with also, so this is helpful advice. Get well soon.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 19, 2012
Waa-Laa-Laa, Indeed!

Now drink some water and go take a walk – a long one.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on November 18, 2012
nahhh we all do this my friend we never seemed to get the idea
budd

Reviewed on November 18, 2012
'Goin' steady now, huh?

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 18, 2012
Thanks for sharing though I do think that there are some things that just make for a visual that I don't really want to have. I am glad that you are feeling better.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 18, 2012
lol You're a nut, my friend. Glad you're feeling better.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on November 18, 2012
Ed, I'm glad it all worked out in the end.
Cheers,
Dan


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