You may find him to look like a stooge,
When in reality he is just more of a scrooge,
I can barely afford to live & do you think he’d send help,
Not on your life, or mine, or his for that matter,
Instead he sends me in the mail food in the form of kelp…
His wife is quite nice,
I cannot understand why she does not treat him like ice,
The cold shoulder he should get & to have his fingers put into a vise,
Then no longer could he type those poison pen replies,
No longer would I have to hear his dry old advice…
Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck; whoop-whoop-whoop! Gonna die a pauper my little old self. At least God isn't going to cram me through the eye of a needle...I hope....
Some people have very appreciative brothers,
Even those that were born to other mothers,
Some people have brothers that always whine,
About everything, every day, and all of the time.
Do you know how expensive imported kelp is?
Or the cost of your A.D. yearly membership?
You also forgot what was in your Christmas Card,
I guess from now on, helping this brother, I will skip.
PS: Cousin Tom,
Old Moe and Shemp were much better looking,
And they always said thanks when I helped them.
Let this coming of age story of a boy named Bean take you back to a simple time. Set in a small southern town in the 1960's, encircled by a river and gleaming white cotton fields.
Let this coming of age story of a boy named Bean take you back to a simple time. Set in a small southern town in the 1960's, encircled by a river and gleaming white cotton fields.
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Jane
Even those that were born to other mothers,
Some people have brothers that always whine,
About everything, every day, and all of the time.
Do you know how expensive imported kelp is?
Or the cost of your A.D. yearly membership?
You also forgot what was in your Christmas Card,
I guess from now on, helping this brother, I will skip.
PS: Cousin Tom,
Old Moe and Shemp were much better looking,
And they always said thanks when I helped them.
I don't understand your 'brotherhood' but it sounds like something some people might be happy to have.
I might - I have no one.
IF PEEWEE IS REALLY CURLY... THEN ARE EWE MO OR SHEMP ?