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He’s startin’ in on me again…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Its nice to have family I guess,
But of me Mr. Ed does stress,
I try not to about family confess,
But he is a very trying brother,
Wish I was an only child or even less...


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He wrote of a “room with a view”,
Though he promised to include a door,
He really is just such a perfect bore,
I really wish he’d take a long hike in his north wood,
And to all of us, but especially me, say adieu…

I talk to Ma about this and he says I’m whining,
I mean look at that place he built,
Can you even see me in there reclining,
It would get so cold that my willy would wilt…

At the very least he could have put a heated seat,
Wouldn’t that be altogether neat,
And knowing him he has probably made it face the street,
To Ma, about these lousy accommodations, I guess I’ll have to tweet…
© -me- 11/23/14

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 Reviews of "He’s startin’ in on me again…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 24, 2014
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. He was only trying to make sure that your ass was covered.

Ron

Reviewed on November 24, 2014
Get an electric heater to keep your willy warm or wrap a scarf aroun d it!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on November 24, 2014
A wilted willy is no fun,
and neither is frozen buns.
Install solar panels,
and get heat from the sun.

Michael D.

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on November 24, 2014
This is a Joke, right?

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed on November 24, 2014
That door isn't pointing towards Canada is it?
I guess Ed you will have to build an Igloo around that wooden one room flat! Cold air on your butt is just not where it's at!
Big Buzzard grin from Canada :)


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 24, 2014
Typical! He sends me this e-mail last night:
"As always, you are a good brother!"
And now here on A.D. he badmouths me yet again,
And says that about me, to Ma, he'll have to tweet.

As Machete says in the epic movie 'Machete Kills' Ma don't tweet!!

Reviewed on November 23, 2014
HOW ABOUT A FUR TURLET SEAT TO KEEP U WARM N FUZZY !

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on November 23, 2014
You are always good for a laugh in your deightful poetry.


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