I SAVED DADDY FROM DROWNING…

Daddy and I were on the beach,

Nothing different from normal,

I love the birds,

And it is a place I can just drop my turds.

Anyway, Dad went into swim,

He was all the way up to his knees,

He called me in too, so I tested the waters,

I guess he was doing to me,

What Mommy calls a tease,

Cause he seemed to be in too deep.

I let him think I was the one too deep,

I stopped moving and stared up at him,

“Daddy I don’t know how to swim!”

Well, he scooped me up in his arms,

And carried me to shore,

I did this so as to lure,

Him in so he didn’t drown.

I know I am a hero,

But don’t tell Dad,

As he thinks he did the hero thing for me,

What a funny guy he is, heehee!

                                                (Rufuz)