Kady & Rufuz…girlfriend & boyfriend…

I got this girlfriend, and she is really hot,

She has a beautiful coat and big ears,  such a lot,

         (I am an ear man, er, dog)

She makes me happy when I see her,

And we play and play; she is definitely a herder,

               Just like me.

When I go to her mom’s house,

I get treated really good,

Scraps of food from the people meal,

Makes me want to give my paw and kneel.

Kady and I make a good couple,

Well that is what dad & her mom think,

But she’s not like me, into kink,

And she never smells like that soapy stuff,

So in reality she does not, like people, stink.

I really like her and her mommy,

But I like Kady more,

Cause she is, after all, my whore or is that bitch?

I am only a dog and don’t know the finer words sometimes, sorry…

                                                        (Rufuz)