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Handsome Male dog (single) wants to meet bitch in heat...
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Ole Rufuz is getting desperate now, a personal ad, that I had to pay for...LOL


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Handsome Male Dog (Rufuz)


         Wants to Meet Bitch in Heat…


 


Male dog, coloring reddish gold,


Never in a fog, loves the snow & cold,


Only four years old,


Fixed, but don’t let the stop ya, still bold,


Mix, Collie (so considerate &  compassionate)


       Shepard (so strong and handsome)


       Possibly, chow & Akita too,


But don’t let that bother you,


Will make great puppies, some pretty, some strong,


Can’t go to far wrong,


With this mutt, never been a slut, till now…


Call: 555-5555 for more info & we will growl… 


                                                                   (Rufuz)


 


 


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Reviewed on January 23, 2004
(((rufuz)))

you bad boy...are you desperate?? i'm not a bitch, but i'll come visit you and your daddy and mama :)

that pic and this write--AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW may you get many responses and one fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine mama dog :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

auntie karla. :)

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2004
Hahahahaaha....gosh darn....my neighbors one...I'll send her over...NO NO NO....just kidding.....see Ed..what you have me doing here...Humor is so contagious...I love this..she is a cutie pie...floria

Reviewed by P. Michaels (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2004
Oh, he's really cute. I'm sure there must some sweet collie out who'd just love to meet him. But how can there be puppies if he's been fixed. LOL

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2004
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....
And add the same for Dan Summerfield's reply!!!
What a dog.

Reviewed on January 23, 2004
LOL

who could NOT resist such an adorable face like THAT??

delightful write! always happy to hear from the Rufster!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2004
LOL loved this!! Enjoyed reading the other reviewers too. Thanks for the morning laugh :-)

Reviewed by No Longer Member (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2004
Ed, have you tried Craig's List?

Reviewed by Helga Ross
Reviewed on January 23, 2004
I wish I had a bitch which could oblige!

Reviewed by Dan Summerfield (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2004
Ad Response:

Neutered female loves your sleepy eyes,

Big Boy. Strapped around my thighs

We would make the perfect couple

Unless, of course, we couldn't uncouple.

In that case have your master standing by,

with a pail of water somewhere nearby.

One thing does worry me though.


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 23, 2004
Please post picture. Many 'dogs' read AD posts, too!!


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