O MY GOD...HALARIOUS!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THIS PROBLEM AND LIVES WITH OTHERS TO GET SOME GAS-X, PRONTO! BUT FOR THOSE LIVING ALONE...LIKE ME...WHO CARES?!?!?(HA!HA!HA!). GREAT WORK, THANKS. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS
Life does offer embarrassing situations at times that one can do nothing about. Funny "story" through your verses, Audrine. Love, peace, and best wishes to you,
Thank you for a wonderful and charmingly funny poem this time. I had to laugh at my own experience with dogs farting.
One time when I was in school we were going to some sporting event in a full bus in winter with all of the windows closed. Someone was having a real stomach problem and letting the most terrible smelling farts every few minutes to complaints like, "Who died?" With accusations thrown out by some that were never answered. The culprit was never found out, but, it wasn't me!
This was to funny little sis. Here I am at work and break out in laughter. Everyone turns around and I say it wasn’t me. lol Thanks for the laugh and smiles today.
Doggon it, that's what they get for eating yellow cake. Hybrid toilet humor is an effective nuclear weapon. Mushroom cloud of gas!
Who came up with the name fart? The immediate roots are in the Middle English words ferten, feortan and farten, kin of the Old High German word ferzan. Cognates are found in Old Norse, Slavic and also Greek and Sanskrit. The word fart has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations.
You've written the bomb, love! No it wasn't you. Far away from the stink and close to the humor, the scratch and sniff picture is one that releases a smell if you rub it. NSFW! What's next! Love this candid reveal!
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David
Sandie :D
One time when I was in school we were going to some sporting event in a full bus in winter with all of the windows closed. Someone was having a real stomach problem and letting the most terrible smelling farts every few minutes to complaints like, "Who died?" With accusations thrown out by some that were never answered. The culprit was never found out, but, it wasn't me!
Ron
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Who came up with the name fart? The immediate roots are in the Middle English words ferten, feortan and farten, kin of the Old High German word ferzan. Cognates are found in Old Norse, Slavic and also Greek and Sanskrit. The word fart has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations.
You've written the bomb, love! No it wasn't you. Far away from the stink and close to the humor, the scratch and sniff picture is one that releases a smell if you rub it. NSFW! What's next! Love this candid reveal!
Duo