IF you pull a long ME-TOO victimised face
" Look Mom ! Dirty-Ol'-Sod oggles me carriage sway ! "
" Dear Girl ! Of what use curves under pretty face ?
Be like Mona Lisa, look neither Louvre either way ! "
If you pull a long ME-TOO martyred face
" Oh, Mom, look ! He looks through under wear ! "
" Dear Child ! Eyes are made for hills and dales
On desert sands, looks stretch mirage bare ! "
If you pull a long ME-TOO bothered face
" Oh, Mom, look ! Light's changed we've right of way
My Zebra thighs cross at every stride his lurid gaze ! "
" Oh ! Ne'er you mind, for all you know he's gay ! "
If you pull a long ME-TOO frenzied face
" Oh , Mom, look ! The cad swims under my belly ! "
" Pretty Mome ! Wish not he breaststrokes to spoil grace !
The flip and the flop of diving : Not on my nelly ! "
If you must pull a long ME-TOO sacrificed face
" Oh, Mom ! That pedophile's looks drip lecherous leer ! "
" Sure, Baby ! That's the look perpetuates the human race
Yearn not for a YAHOO's horse to mate and rule us here ! "
(Baxter Springs, Kansas) - Discover how a beloved high school guidance counselor twists fate on behalf of four troubled misfits, and turns their life around.