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The Smell of Ignorance
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Tongue in cheek rhyme about bodily functions


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The Smell of Ignorance

 

 

floating flatulence drifting free

a foul aroma usually blamed on me

unfair and incorrect

it’s usually the one who walked away

the one with no respect.


 

P Williams 2005

 

 

 
 


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 Reviews of "The Smell of Ignorance"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 28, 2005
A simple "oops" usually saves face... OR... gingerly stepping away. I'm with Andy... it's very helpful to have a dog around. HA!

Brevity, well-packed, Paul. Hilarious! katy xox.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2005
I blame it on the dog. Even though she's in doggy heaven..

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on January 17, 2005
Ahhh...I've inadvertantly walked into the "smell of ignorance" on occasion! Lol well done! ~Z~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 17, 2005
Hehehe a stinky this one Methinks..lol!!

I know someone like this...or shall I say many!!

A Poofect write!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 17, 2005
whoever first smelt it dealt it ;)

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2005
Stinks don't it? Good one Paul. lol!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 17, 2005
Ignorance is bliss!!

Ron

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2005
And I thought that they pointed the finger at me.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 17, 2005
hahahahaha now if that isn't the height of fraudulent;-)heehee
Very witty Paul!;-)

Reviewed on January 17, 2005
too funny, paul! LOL thanks for the grins today!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on January 17, 2005
Paul,

LOL--o, this is rich!!!!!! :-) we have a saying 'round these parts: "you name it, you claim it!" LOL

i love it--too funny

(((HUGS))) and thanks for the *grins,* karla. :)


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