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Wild Ass
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I want some truly wild ass
For Valentines day this year,
That’ll give plenty of sass
And when I call, get in gear.



Yeah, I want some wild ass,
And now I’ve done confessed,
Before Valentines is past,
To a wild ass kissing contest.

© 2006 R. Leland Waldrip

    
 


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Reviewed on February 10, 2006
ROTF, LMWAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too-too funny. You da MAN!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


Reviewed on January 31, 2006
LOL!!! Ahem... ahem... well, now... speaking from my experience regarding asses... ahem... which includes the fascinated observation of many of those as they go about their daily routines (asses of many shapes, with different attitudes, coming from various walks or pastures of life)... ahem... aheeeeemmmm... I have to share something I learned: Truly "wild" asses will not willingly welcome kisses; they are very determined, very strong-minded, and sometimes will back when one would expect them to go forward. They will also... kick, when least expected. They're the ultimate s(ass)ies! ;0) And, needs to be admited... they're lots of fun!!! LOLOLOL!!!
(I can't resist it... I'll just have to read this poem to the two little wild asses who live at our yard, Gusta and Benta! They'll LOVE it... and will no doubt wink knowingly... LOL!)
You're the BEST! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Love&Light*
Alexandra*

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on January 31, 2006
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Floored!



still laughing..


Vesna:)

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on January 29, 2006
enjoyed much....BHUWAN!!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 29, 2006
so you always enjoyed kissing asses ;)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2006
Nothing like a wild ass kiss! :-)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 29, 2006
Thank you for sharing you wit and humor, Leland. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 29, 2006
Oh, I thought you were talking about my... Oh, it's about burros... Nevermind. My wild ass will wait...

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 29, 2006
You made me smile big time!!

Love the silly side of you!!

Thanks for sharing Leland!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by C. J. Stevens
Reviewed on January 29, 2006
I'd say five - as the last ass referral could be read in two double entendre ways. But if this poem is meant literally, I hope you have plenty of pasture to accomodate these sprightly creatures.
CJ

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on January 29, 2006
Well now, this little dittie really kicks ass...
Thanks for the laugh, Leland.
Peace,
Carolyn

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on January 29, 2006
Well Leland it's always good to see you..and I'm sure those 'wild asses' feel the same way! lol
Happy Valentine's to ya! Now run out and get ya some chapstick,,you may need it!

Lisa

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 28, 2006
Hey, I know two really wild asses, shiver and shake them can do, but they are stubborn too...will keep you busy till next Valentines day they will...ed

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 28, 2006
oh my!Leland... hahahahaha

two double entendre's

two innuendoes

two cheeks and

toooooooooooooo funny;-)!!!



Eileen

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 28, 2006
Haha!!! Don't knows about all those entendres, there, Leland, but I think you are onto something. Hell, wild ass for valentines might spread and become a custom. Now see what you have done.

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on January 28, 2006
How many entendres in this little dittie?


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