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Tiger Lily's Trike adventure;-)
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music Hendrix :Little Wing"

Tiger Lily's Trike (stolen from Kate;-)

~*~

When my friend Kate,got her a bike
I knew she'd share with me
But I didn't wait to see..heehee
I just took off full of glee


I took me a rip roaring ride
All over the British  countryside
I had me such a grand sojourn
Little did I know "Baby" would burn


When I got me back to her digs
The Burnside Babe was doin jigs
She cussed me out til I yelled "YIKES"
"All I did was ride your new TRIKE"


"Oh is that all you did you TWIT"
(I thought is this really my favorite Brit)
"Don't smile innocently Eileen,you have
already made me split my spleen"


Sorry Kate you're right to be upset
My brains are more addled the older I get"


"Okay Yank,that's all taken care of and done
Now hop on and we'll go have some fun"


Yowsa! Baby Burnside crusin and bruisin
the yellow brick roads...;-)wtg Kate;-)


etw-2006
 
 


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 Reviews of "Tiger Lily's Trike adventure;-)"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 24, 2006
WOW! Are you two heading for those sand dunes??!!!

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on August 23, 2006
Burn, baby, burn! You guys are a riot! Makes me want to snatch my grandson's BigwheeL, and take it for a spin in the backyard! LOL

Travel safely, ladies!

Love, Rhonda BEEP-BEEP!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 23, 2006
Oh Got to love this!!

That is one mean machine...that will truly make any girl curl!!

Love Tink-VROOOOOOOmm

Reviewed on August 23, 2006
*Laffin' too hard to review*

Don't forget the training wheels! LOL ADORABLE write; very well done! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on August 23, 2006
LOLOL--sassy! Bold! Adventurous! Love it, too, Tiger.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
lovin' it!!












Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
Quite a rip roaring trek through hilarity and poetic comaraderie. A delightful write and ride with two exceptional poets who apparently are also exceptional comics:-)
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
hysterically funny after Kate's rousing bike write. you're a wild one. Dawn

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
I'm offering some Sage advice here too...Hey Babe burn rubber, you're booooooorn to be wild, and with Kate de burnside to boot lol
Loved this a great early morning cackle, thanks mate.
Love Ch'erie

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
i almost feel off my seat ... my ribs are killing me ...

Reviewed by Gloria Buono
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
"Tiger Lily's Trike Adventure" and an entertaining and humorour prose. From sneaking the trike and riding the countryside to ending up on the yellow brick roads. Thanks for sharingthis. My best, Gloria

Reviewed by Brian Pellerino
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
Tiger,

Trike thief. Full of mirth. Turn too fast...and now you're turf.

Good to see you giddy!

Peace,
B

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
This is too wild!!! Like Sage's "Born to be wild...get your motor running...head on out the highway...look'n for adventure and whatever comes my way..." I can see you two tykes on a Byke with training wheels..this was a special, fun pen to read.
Susan

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
Born To Be Wild Steppenwolf Den Mother! I have been to the recording studio to record The Biker Chronicles, 8 poetic tales of the Harley-Davidson biker lifestyle, backed by Celtic Renaissance music, dulcimers, harps, mandolins, banjoes, and harmonicas. I rode my Harley across the asphalt and weaved these tales from real happenings while I was on the road. These tales have been published in the world's largest selling motorcycle magazine EASYRIDERS and SUPERCYCLE. My CD and The Biker Chronicles boardgame biker jeopardy is geared for future release. Hit this link to view THE BIKER CHRONICLES BY SAGE SWEETWATER OFFICIAL WEBSITE http://sagesweetwater.tripod.com/and join me with your knees in the breeze, Eileen. Wind in our hair, bugs encased in our lipstick and teeth!

Sage

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
Lol, So is this the start of the Burnside-Tiger Lily Chapter? Love it.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
An old proverb: You are become a child twice in your life. Second childhood??????

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
Oops, here we go . . .

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
Oh my ...!! It's a GREAT BIG AVENTURE!!!!
Biker Momma~~ hehe

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
Just grand and good for a laugh.

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
LOL! now THATS funny!

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
Eileen

Thought I recognised that hog and the quaint English countryside behind you..:)

You and Kate should do Route 66...I guarantee you will love it !

Love

Peter

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
You guys just kill me. And you stole the same Bike.

Splitting the spleen can assuredly be painful. I think I would like to see ya both mud wrestle!

You guys ... what a bloody family this is!

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTG Eileen!!!! Little Wing is one of my alltime fav tracks and you make the two of us sound like an ad for some Va-va-vooom hot little number, where the wheels are jealously guarded to the point of pain of death ... but HEY!! There's room for 3 on this Baby, so... share and share alike, I say!! :)) Besides which, PARTY ON DOWN, Suga!! Get yor pin'n'tucked ass - and your wheels... my wheels - over to the Poole Harbour Party House right now and GET IN THE GROOVE!! Cos we is just way tooo cool for school and anyhow's school's out for us, right?? UPSET... you kiddin me?? All my dreams is about to come true... come lookie... and bring your bottle with ya, Darlin!! (That's wot we say when someone's done sumthin a bit teasy, OK??! : "They gotta lotta bottle" ... Not that I would know anything bout that!) Hi-5, Soul Sista! :)) LOLOLOL K xx


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