Before all you Ed's grab your swords
Kindly listen to my heartfelt words
I entreat you to welcome my nunnery
It will do no harm but be funnery
For we are of the Benedictine order
Which is known for their famous winery
We also are sisters of St Gordon the gourmet
We'll wine and dine you with lavish entree's
We are not of the prosyletising sects
We say "live and let live" with respect
Just allow us to have our own retreat
For the best wine and food that you can eat
Do not fear us, for we mean you no harm
Our prayers for you should not cause alarm
We do like to live according to the divine
But in God's eyes He says we all can shine
So give us the chance, become our brothers
We will treat you with the love of mothers
Notice Pee wee Ed he hides behind his dog
He likes to stir up trouble he's an old sog
He married my twin sister Tiger Lily
Then pounded her around until she was silly
The poor thing now lives on her knees in prayer
If you saw her it would bring all you ED's to tears
Let's make this the Island of glorious glee
Where we came together in harmony
The Ednadites
Love Tinka
Nothing like living in paradise,
Love,
Susan
Be safe,
Karen
Viking Ed
Them Ed boy's ain't done a playin
so listen here to what I'm a sayin
Ye and yore sisters bring ye leaky boat here to St. Croix
We need yore faith, forget them fellows
There should be a winery/nunnery near every Bordello
P.S. We'll even let ye set up a bingo hall here...for our elderly clientel
Salty Walt
before me wife konks me on me noggen
with her rolling pin
Kool write Eillen
oops! someone is yanking me chain
see ya!
Love William
Funnery, indeed. LOL Love how this is developing...look forward to more!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
*I know you're the Good Twin*
I was almost in tears, with my St. Francis statue clutched in my hand, aboard the old Ark, my eyes misting over, reading your heartfelt plea - and then, you just had to slam me in the end!
Did the Devil make you do it? And I mean that Jersey Devil - don't tell me both you twins consider him The Best Man!!!????
I was gonna retreat, but not no more!!!
And you just wait until Viking Ed hears you wanna steal his Honey-Wine vineyards.
It's getting to the point Noah can't even trust a Nun anymore...
I think I'll have to come to this Isle.
Cousin Eduardo