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The Ednadites answer the ED's
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Before all you Ed's grab your swords
Kindly listen to my heartfelt words
I entreat you to welcome my nunnery
It will do  no harm but be funnery
For we are of the Benedictine order
Which is known for their famous winery


We also are sisters of St Gordon the gourmet
We'll wine and dine you with lavish entree's
We are not of the prosyletising sects
We say "live and let live" with respect
Just allow us to have our own retreat
For the best wine and food that you can eat


Do not fear us, for we mean you no harm
Our prayers for you should not cause alarm
We do like to live according to the divine
But in God's eyes He says we all can shine
So give us the chance, become our brothers
We will treat you with the love of mothers


Notice Pee wee Ed he hides behind his dog
He likes to stir up trouble he's an old sog
He married my twin sister Tiger Lily
Then pounded her around until she was silly
The poor thing now lives on her knees in prayer
If you saw her it would bring all you ED's to tears


Let's make this the Island of glorious glee
Where we came together in harmony


The Ednadites


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 Reviews of "The Ednadites answer the ED's"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 9, 2007
You go get them woman Edna!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 8, 2007
Tis great to be back in the folds of family camaraderie! You all are such fun and I've missed this part of you Sis...the most! Finally moved in and even with a nice new PC state of the art system.
Nothing like living in paradise,
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
I dare say this sound very promising?? Will there be room enough for all the animals of the Ark to roam free too???????

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed on September 6, 2007
*Laffin' too hard to properly review* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Amusing and full of humor...keeps me laughing!

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Great rhyme! and amusing! damn those Ed's!

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
A Nunnery eh? Me and my crew are getting a bit lonely here at sea and ain't been gettin' nun fer awhile. It might jus lift the morale if'n ya know what I mean. But we needn't be takin' on any nasty 'habits' during our visit.



Viking Ed

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Getting NUN can sure screw up ur mind can't it...Ed

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Edeileen of the order of Edadites,

Them Ed boy's ain't done a playin

so listen here to what I'm a sayin

Ye and yore sisters bring ye leaky boat here to St. Croix

We need yore faith, forget them fellows

There should be a winery/nunnery near every Bordello


P.S. We'll even let ye set up a bingo hall here...for our elderly clientel

Salty Walt

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
I can't believe that Pee Wee Noah Ed could ever have hurt someone like that. It is a sad day when the nun's are out to play. Lady J

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
. . . and the beat goes on . . .

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Just stopped by to snesk a peek
before me wife konks me on me noggen
with her rolling pin
Kool write Eillen
oops! someone is yanking me chain
see ya!

Love William

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
I think I'll just keep reading and enjoying. Very funnery, must read it again...joyce

Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Eileen, errrr, EDnadite,

Funnery, indeed. LOL Love how this is developing...look forward to more!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

*I know you're the Good Twin*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Edna, Edna, Edna!

I was almost in tears, with my St. Francis statue clutched in my hand, aboard the old Ark, my eyes misting over, reading your heartfelt plea - and then, you just had to slam me in the end!

Did the Devil make you do it? And I mean that Jersey Devil - don't tell me both you twins consider him The Best Man!!!????

I was gonna retreat, but not no more!!!

And you just wait until Viking Ed hears you wanna steal his Honey-Wine vineyards.

It's getting to the point Noah can't even trust a Nun anymore...

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
FINALLY! An isle that supports two of my favorite things in life - good wine and gourmet food.

I think I'll have to come to this Isle.
Cousin Eduardo


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