the Ed's are taunting me agin
hopin to get me to sin
my brothers luv me so dear
they cain't stand when i ain't near
so they make up all kinds of lies
their stories should win a prize
jersey devil's always whinin
sorry for hisself always pinin
pee weeeeeeee's never around
always high flyin city bound
ole edvard full of his own juice
means well but his minds gettin loose
so i hafta try to keep us together
or we all feel kinda under the weather
throwin a big party sounds just swell
you won't hear from us til it snows in hell
"...me ole brother EDvard means well but his minds gettin loose..." hey sis! gitt yerself slow with that wine baths of yer, those fumes are twistin' yer bird brains!
EDvard Ole Brother
PS. hope that party of yers have clean road kill BBQ...an' not from Jersey!
I know which smiley is who or is it whom? So I won't give them away, but what I will give away is that no body but me takes real baths...you in wine (whine) & Edvard in Coors, but I take it in real Pine Barrens brackish water, still better than you two...oh and a party sounds really good...who's payin' for it, as since you suggested it, you should pay...Jersey
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You had a bath? But it ain't Christmas?
I hope you all had a very good time.
Brother Pee Wee
EDvard Ole Brother
PS. hope that party of yers have clean road kill BBQ...an' not from Jersey!
GOD BLESS YOU
TONY
John
Regis
I enjoyed the laugh
Buzz still buzzing