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the ed's have a party
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guess which one of us
is which in the smileys;-)


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the Ed's are taunting me agin
hopin to get me to sin
my brothers luv me so dear
they cain't stand when i ain't near
so they make up all kinds of lies
their stories should win a prize
jersey devil's always whinin
sorry for hisself always pinin
pee weeeeeeee's never around
always high flyin city bound
ole edvard full of his own juice
means well but his minds gettin loose
so i hafta try to keep us together
or we all feel kinda under the weather
throwin a big party sounds just swell
you won't hear from us til it snows in hell

sis (newly bathed) tiger lily

 


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 Reviews of "the ed's have a party"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 12, 2010
Eds, Ids, Ides, and Odds. You got em all, large and small. Just reading this party.

Ron

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on April 9, 2010
Jeanne d'Arc knew no bravery greater than yours my dear friend -- whew! -- lol -- peace and love be always with you -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on April 6, 2010
Brotherly love. What could be better other than everything.
You had a bath? But it ain't Christmas?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 6, 2010
Et Tu, Sister??!! I expect my two devilish brothers to throw a party when I'm not around - but you??!!

I hope you all had a very good time.

Brother Pee Wee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 6, 2010
"...me ole brother EDvard means well but his minds gettin loose..." hey sis! gitt yerself slow with that wine baths of yer, those fumes are twistin' yer bird brains!

EDvard Ole Brother

PS. hope that party of yers have clean road kill BBQ...an' not from Jersey!


Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on April 6, 2010
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 5, 2010
You made a clean breast of it O honey suckle rose.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on April 5, 2010
Humorous enjoyable writing.


GOD BLESS YOU
TONY

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 5, 2010
I know which smiley is who or is it whom? So I won't give them away, but what I will give away is that no body but me takes real baths...you in wine (whine) & Edvard in Coors, but I take it in real Pine Barrens brackish water, still better than you two...oh and a party sounds really good...who's payin' for it, as since you suggested it, you should pay...Jersey

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on April 5, 2010
Lol, Eileen and lol again!

John

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 5, 2010
A delightful "rendition," Eileen. Good luck with those guys. LOL!!! Glad I don't have to deal with 'em. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed on April 5, 2010
"sis (newly bathed)" Not in wine I hope. LOL
I enjoyed the laugh
Buzz still buzzing


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