She prayed everyday in the gym
That she would stay healthy and thin
But when she walked out the door
she was just as plump as before?
That very next day
her hands very close together.
she did pray, that she
would be as light as a feather.
All that praying didn't seem to work?
She really wanted to fit in that skirt.
So she went to the Taylor, and put a few stitches in,
surely God wouldn't mind, or do you think this was a Sin?
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
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