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Put the Lid Down
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Put the Lid Down

As I look down and watch it flow I am stuck in a zone wondering were does it go The sound of the flush brings me back I look up at the wall And see "Put the lid Down" on the plaque I sort the lid and pull up my zip Still wondering as I wash my hands Please don't forget your ladies demands�

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Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)

Reviewed on February 6, 2007

Ha! I say this to my boys all the time, love Holly

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on February 6, 2007

cute musings-

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on February 6, 2007

Porcelain is very cold to the tush. Try it! Sit down, wait until it's a very cold day, and sit down. Not only is it cold...it's too hard. What's the point in having a lid if it isn't used? Courtesy is nice sometimes. I like poems when men can learn from them.
Smile!
Love,
Susan

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