Ms Sparkly Leg Warmers is here to say
some of you had just better find a way
to persuade the Jolly Ole Soul
not to bring you a stocking full of coal
I’m his favorite elfin helper lady
though my past may be a tad bit shady
he forgives me cause I’ve got good legs
in fact he sometimes grabs me and begs to...
Oh well... back to the reason I’m here
to spread some early holiday cheer
I only have your best interest at heart
and today is not too soon to start
to become less bad and more better
and write Jolly Ole Santa an apology letter
Once again tis the holiday season
and we have reliable reports and good reason
to believe some of you authors have been bad
What a NAUGHTY year some of you have had!!!
Not too early to write to the man in red
about the very lascivious life you’ve led
So keep those cards and letters coming
keep the mac’s and pc’s humming
I’ll put a good word in his ear for you
and you... and that really bad one too
Let’s see you explain your behavior away
or Santa won’t be kind on Christmas Day
He’ll bring you switches or a sack of coal
So to save your sorry asses is my goal
Have to go now, I hear the boss call
He’ll be pawing at me before I get down the hall
MARK ALL LETTERS AS "FOR SANTA" AND SEND VIA THE AUTHOR'S DEN POETRY BOARD. DO YOUR BEST TO PERSUADE SANTA TO COUNT YOU AMONG THE "NICE". REGRETABLY IT MAY BE HOPELESS FOR SOME OF YOU TO EVER BE CONSIDERED ANYTHING BUT NAUGHTY!
LOL at Jude! Reckon, with his inverse thinking, he gets his north and south a bit muddled up sometimes! :)) As for me, must be hormonal, but I could do with a few lumps of coal to munch on right now... It used to be a pregnancy thing, but... goodness me, I HOPE not! Not at my great age! Otherwise it will be quite a few booties I'll be hanging up for Christmas... and plum pudding will have a different connotation by December 25th... THOUGHT I'd been putting on the pounds, too.... So... have I been naughty or nice, then??? :)) I'll leave it to you to decide... Love KissmeKate xx
Gee, nice photograph! Do you think I could look like that by Christmas?? Maybe if I wish real hard and be nice????? Cute write and lifted my spirits.....
Hehehehehehe... I swear I've been nice. Did I just swear? But swearing isn't nice. Oh well, I have a lot of work ahead of me. Thanks for the early reminder. I love the Christmas spirit and all it entails. Excellent. I've got to go and work on something...uh no. I will not confess to have done that. Uhm. well, there was that time I helped the little old lady across the street or was that just a shove into the street I gave her? OH well, cross that good deed off of the list. Boy, I'm going to have to really get busy. Bye for now. Liz
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2007
Hee hee Sounds like Santa be the naughty one..
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LaBelle I know I have been real naughty this year but I believe when I write my letter to dear old Santa he will be willing to forgive and fill my wish list. Tried to click on for my elf name but it won't open so I think I'll call myself Trixcy. Thank you for sharing. Can't post it yet, I am waiting for the perfect photo.
Tried to click on ther link to get my Elf name but nothing would happen. I guess that's my naughty pay back...pooh! No Elf name. Just call me Piss and Vinegar. That would be perfect anyway.
Love the fun!
Susan
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2007
Did you get my txt, fax and tele stop gramm stop...
I've been extra good this year. Can You please tell Santa He owes me a little naughty time. (lol) Blessings everyone's way is all I hope for and of course Peace On Earth.
I been naughty and not too nice!
Thanks for your help cute Santa's helper!
I guess I Ccccould try and get something in!
WE help others during the holidays, it's an AGE thing!
WE pick a few families and start end of Nov.
Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
STay POsitive!
and HO HO HO
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! to you and yours Belle!STay SAFE!
LOL, you're right, I've had a bad year, but it's not because Karen or I have been bad. At least, we hope not. Please tell Santa all we want is some food. :( Will see what I can come up with.
I shall do it as soon as I can, Belle. I have tried to be a nice girl, haven't always been successful, but compared to some people, what I've done is nothing! Not easy at times! Now you have it: an honest admittance of bad behaviour!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
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Be safe,
Karen
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pax A
Newfie Hugs, Rose
I feared as much, so I'm not even gonna try!
I will wait for you at midnight,
hope you wear high-heels red shoes
and nothing else but your smile!
Georg
Just go ahead and send the coal....
Walt
Love the fun!
Susan
I've been extra good this year. Can You please tell Santa He owes me a little naughty time. (lol) Blessings everyone's way is all I hope for and of course Peace On Earth.
Thanks for your help cute Santa's helper!
I guess I Ccccould try and get something in!
WE help others during the holidays, it's an AGE thing!
WE pick a few families and start end of Nov.
Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
STay POsitive!
and HO HO HO
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! to you and yours Belle!STay SAFE!
Christine
Well done, La Belle!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
I'm afraid so, Belle. Nicely done. Thank you. Love and best wishes,
Regis
Glad he finally got a really cute helper instead of those elves with pointy ears.
Kathy
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)