A CHALLENGE! WRITE A LETTER TO SANTA TO CONVINCE HIM YOU BELONG ON THE "NICE LIST"

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IMPORTANT YOU ARE ALL IN TROUBLE
By La Belle Rouge

Bon Jour, Bon Jour, Mes Amis
Time to roast your....turkey
and trim your...trees.
Get your letters in to Santa please.

Ms Sparkly Leg Warmers
is back in town to say
only a short time remains
until a festive Christmas day.

Santa sent me, his favorite elf
to remind you it may be too late
to be on his list of sugar and spice.
Need to convince him that you’re nice!

The rumors have been flying
all the way to the North Pole.
Seems your poetry has been
well....less than sedate and cold.

Some of you delinquent writers
have been oh so VERY naughty
lascivious, scandalous, salacious
and just down right bawdy!

I have a personal warning note
today in my cleavage for some
Let’s pull them out (the notes that is)
and read what you rascals have done.

Oh My, Oh My, La Belle’s in trouble big
She should hide beneath a blond wig.
And Chantilly Lace, you sly little vixen
you serve up lust with all the fixens!

Southern Comfort, NAUGHTY Girl
you better beg for Santa’s mercy.
Good manners won’t save you now
not even a ladylike curtsey.

Amber Moonstone, you’ve raised
a few....eyebrows for sure
with that steamy poetry causing
thoughts aflame impure.

Karla Karla you are usually demure
but some of that poetry causes a stir.
You’re on the borderline of nice.
Be careful don't add too much spice.

Ms. Mystic Eileen Waldron
you keep it all so classy
but between those elegant lines
you’re provocative and sassy !

Sage, Oh Sage, you set the stage
for some hard driving erotic romance
Santa knows you’ll never be tamed
so he’ll bring new chaps for your pants.

Jude, Dear Jude, never rude
dreamy and mystical poet
can use the F word and not sound crude.
but you're naughty, and you know it!

Sir Felix Perry, never in a hurry
to forestall sweet foreplay in verse.
Makes women swoon until they die
and are carried away in a hearse.

D’ Artagnan and Don Juan
you both should be locked in jail.
Your pens so blazing spicy hot
they could send a nun to hell.

Amor Sabor erotic artist it’s true .
Has women going weak in knees
from erotic verses that please.
no telling what Santa will bring you!

Sir Honey Jam Cruz about to lose
any chance of being among the nice.
Old English flare takes readers where
he doth roast them with medieval spice.

Edvard The Elder needs no Cialis
to raise his... verses romantic or randy.
The lovely ladies devour his poetry
like decadent dark Godiva candy.

Oh I almost forgot The Gem
Sweet Hot Chocolate
None as nicely romantic
yet naughty as him!!

Can’t mention you all for the notes
would weigh even MY cleavage down
so you better not pout you better not cry
when Santa comes flying into town.

Remember that I warned you.
You need to make apologetic letters
to the fat man in red sound good.
Try to convince him you been doing
things you didn’t but knew you should.




11/24/2008 La Belle Rouge

“Poetry, Pure Fun”