La Belle's Darlin Diva Sends A Letter To Santa

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Dear Santa,

Don’t I look cute on your lap? I curled my ears and topknot just for you and wore green Christmas bows above my ears. Since I’m a French Poodle I was wearing “Tojours Amour” perfume and I tried to give you a French kiss but you blocked my precious, little, pink tongue before I could kiss you. Refusing my kiss was a real insult and a blow to my self-esteem. Santa you really need to work on your Poodle skills!

I felt completely safe on your lap, as though you would never drop me or squeeze me too tight. Your white beard made a nice warm napping place and your cologne smelled like sugar and spice.

Just in case you’ve forgotten what I asked for, here’s my list again.

1-Pink ear bows
2-Pink nail polish
3-A new pink fake fur jacket with a hood
4-New boots for my paws
5-A whole sack of chew toys, I’ll share with the other poodles who live with me
6-A jeweled collar, make it pink to match my bows
7- Peanut butter
8-A mirror that goes all the way to the floor so I can admire myself
9-A handsome chocolate stud dog
10-A home for all the shelter dogs and cats
11-A jingle bell to go on my new collar
10-World peace

I think I’ve been very conservative in my wishes, please make them come true . I’ve been a really good girl. I never bark unless there’s something that needs to be barked at and I never make a mess in the house.

I’ll wait up for you Santa and we can share your cookies and milk, sugar cookies, no chocolate. Maybe I’ll try slipping you a French kiss again! Don’t disappoint me this time. Poodle kisses are so sweet.

Yours, All Three Pounds Of Me,
Diva

PS, I'd like a day at that new Puppy Spa to have my hair and nails done and maybe a massage.


12/15/2008 La Belle Rouge

Music "Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairy"