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Crisis
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Friday, August 26, 2016    Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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Crisis

Mom flushed her phone down the toilet today
The phone never noticed
It was used to being deluged with shit



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Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on August 28, 2016
There is humor to be found in even the least tasteful of human events and characterizations.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 28, 2016
THE OLD GAL IN THE PICTURE REMINDS ME OF ME AND I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT THIS CAN EASILY HAPPEN. I JUST FINISHED SPENDING 7 DAYS AT MY DAUGHTER'S HOUSE TAKING CARE OF THE GRAND KIDS WHILE SHE AND HER HUSBAND WENT ON A CRUISE. THEY HAVE LOW TOILETS AND I CARRY MY PHONE IN MY BACK POCKET. THIS WAS NEVER A PROBLEM IN MY APARTMENT BECAUSE THEY'RE HIGHER. THANK GOD THE PHONE FELL OUT OF MY POCKET ON THE FLOOR AND NOT IN THE COMMODE. GOOD WRITE, THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 27, 2016
Excellent, young lady, thank you for the guffaw... I wish I could rediscover my humorous side for writing, maybe you found it...? -e-

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 27, 2016
A very different Belle, than we are use to, Great!

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 27, 2016
A very useful word for this very colorful poem. Unfortunately, my politically correct voice dictation system does not allow me to dictate the word here, so I will just have to spell it for you when I say, like the bumper sticker, "**it happens." ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 26, 2016
Hahahaha . . . Susan, my goodness you are priceless . . . Thanks for the hearty laugh!


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