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La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

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ican'twritetoogoodandidon'tgiveadamn
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Tuesday, September 6, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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In Defense Of Very Long Pen Names


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ican'twritetoogoodandidon'tgiveadamn


it's long but suits me fine, if u don't like i won't whine
cause i don't take kindly to critics online
who think my username is a crime

when you're purdy as me it don't matter none
of you're writin good or jes havin fun
oh hell, i done burnt myself with that cigaret
now that thar's a feelin i won't ferget

if u read my stuff it'll make me reel glad
even if u find it disgustin and bad
u can leave a coment if u want to
butt i don't reely care what u do

most folks don't like to rite me no note
cause my name's so long it makes em choke
and even as particalar and formel as i am
most of em ends up jes callin me Damn
 

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Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on October 25, 2016
There’s sum that do an’ sum that don’t
An’ sum that will and sum that won’t
But the gurls that always carry my day
R the ones that say fer u I may…

Reviewed on October 21, 2016
Hi LBRPOTH, you done did good. :)
...Michael

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2016
Very cute write, La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart!

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 7, 2016
My, you sure look lovely this morning. Where's your corncob pipe? ;-)

I love the vernacular and reference to certain writers out there. And, I believe it may be clearly in reference to your chosen nom de plume that some people may find too taxing to type. Fortunately, I've trained my little dictator to be able to recognize your name. As for this, "don't give a damner," there is no chance in hell that I will train that name.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on September 6, 2016
I don't find it "disgustin and bad", I find it brilliant. Love the persona, the tone, the mood, the "Damn". John

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 6, 2016
Damn!

Reviewed on September 6, 2016
Now, you've got to KNOW I'm lovin' this write!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Lewis Findley
Reviewed on September 6, 2016
Now belle I thought I had that picture hid....


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