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Ivan The Terrible
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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I cannot help it.
Being adorable is my game.
Please don't throw a fit
If I (sometimes) live up to my name.

My name is Ivan.
Now do I look terrible to you?
Uhhh...'bout the divan.
I didn't mean to scratch it in two.

And the flower pot?
I'm sorry I knocked it off the shelf.
And your white culottes?
Had a hairball.  Couldn't help myself.

The shredded curtains?
There was a string dangling and I missed.
I know for certain
There are playtimes kittens can't resist.

The dog's poor scratched nose?
He bit me.  What was I 'sposed to do?
And your panty hose?
I forgot that they was still on you.

I cannot help it.
Being adorable is my game.
Please don't throw a fit
If I (sometimes) live up to my name.

(C) Copy written, 3 December, 2004, by Karla Dorman.


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 Reviews of "Ivan The Terrible"
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 4, 2004
A wonderful write

Carole

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on December 4, 2004
Karla, First let me say..You're Welcome! When I named Ivan, he certainly lived up to his name. He still does..lol. He's brought me much joy..many scars and I've learned to dodge! *grin*
This is an adorable write Karla~

Lisa

Reviewed on December 3, 2004
LOL Karla this was inspiration, adorable, sure you havent been spending time with my kitties LOL
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
Quite cute, but i have to keep it out of Ruffies eyes, he loves to "play" with kittens...;) Ed

Reviewed by Faye Enno (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
Aha! Great write Karla! :)

Reviewed by Karen Chalfant (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
This is great, Karla! I have two house-cats and they do get into mischief, even when they're grown! They're so much fun though... (and de-clawed!)

Reviewed on December 3, 2004
"Ivan The Terrible" is a supreme wit inspiration under the light of creative grandiose.

Thank You, Poet!

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
My game too..

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
A wondrful whimsical write Karla! You captured
the "Terrible" to a tee!Beautifully done!

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
This is so delightful Karla...
And an adorable kitten...
Peter

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
Lol...enjoyed this!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on December 3, 2004
(((Karla)))

This is too precious; thanks for sharing this cute poem! That kitty is too cute! Enjoyed much; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 3, 2004
LOL this is cute :-)


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