Earnest Bass lusted after Miss Kitty, he wanted to get his hands on her titties.

B STANDS FOR BAZOOMBAS

Thar be a rich ole fart named Earnest Bass,
He was a smelly ole Dude, but was a rollin in cash.
He be the prize catch of Foggy Bottoms,
Ifen thar was a loose woman bout, Earnest had done got um.
Thar was a Hot Chick by the name of Miss Kitty,
She had a nice round ass and big ole titties!
Earnest took one look and fell in lust,
Hisn mouth was a droolin to sample Miss Kitty's busts.
He started courtin her rat away,
He asked Miss Kitty ifen her titties could come out and play.
" No Siree, Earnest Bass",
" You be crude and aint gots no class!"
" Ya aint gonna see the twins, till I gets a weddin ring",
Are Ya ready to jumps the broom?" Earnest said," Sho Thang!"
Thar weddin was a big ole affair,
Earnest brushed hisn tooth and slickered down hisn one hair.
Earnest demanded that the preacher get a goin double time,
He'd dun popped some vieagee and was cocked and primed.
After the weddin, he took Miss Kitty to the Rock Hard Inn,
He stripped buck necked and yelled," Let the humpin begin!"
Miss Kitty stripped down and thar be titties everwhare,
Earnest had hisn hands and mouth full and thar was titties to spar.
He pried them big ole Bazoombas apart,
Them suckers swallered up hisn head, smothered him, stoppin hisn heart!
When the cops came they unloosened hisn head,
Poor ole Earnest was stone cold dead.
He had died with a smile on hisn face,
Dead by Bazoombas, was the case!