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The call girl and the physician
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The girl was a blond, a drop dead gorgeous, Fantastic figure� and she had the call� She was a call girl� and non-contagious� It�s not exactly a crime after all. Feeling under the whether, bit run down, Not quite up to earning her daily bread, Went to her doctor just before sundown� �And he advised her to stay out of bed� � P. J Oszmann (1998) � Illustration: Pen drawing (circa1950) scanned, digitally touched up, enhanced and reduced in Photoshop. (2004)

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 6, 2004

(((peter)))

LOL--wonderful humor! wonderful, clever write! well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on July 6, 2004

funny stuff, peter! thanks for the grin, my friend! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D

Reviewed by Claywoman (Reader)

Reviewed on July 6, 2004

Peter, you do have time on your hands, don't you!...Loved this and it gave me a smile that I think will last for the whole day! Now if I could only type....hehe

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on July 5, 2004

poetic logic, isn't it? i like your frame of humor ...

Reviewed by Gabor Renner (Reader)

Reviewed on July 5, 2004

Oi! Peter!

Was fuer'n Schpass! (What fun!)
Did you draw that illustration too? I see "Oszi" signed there.

I always wondered with all your poems what was there first: the poem or the illustration? I see that this pen drawing was "artisticated" ca. 1950 and this poem was written in 1998. Thus it must follow, that this is not an illustration. However, it is a great "poetication" of this picture!

This, just to let you know how much I enjoy your art - which ever one!

Mazal tov = Congratulations!
Gabor

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 5, 2004

Cute Pete, you are a pistol that is what you are...LOL! Piece, Ed & Rufuz

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