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The Philosopher’s Stone
by Peter J. Oszmann → (All Poetry by Peter J. Oszmann)
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The wisest of the wise was Wise Ali


A man asked him: “Oh wise one - probably


Wiser even than the wise Solomon -


Tell me where is the Philosopher’s Stone?”


Ali – whilst stroking his curly beard – said:


“I had last seen that Stone in my childbed.


I lost it then, I’m still searching for it,


But it is missing now, I must admit.”


With mocking smile the man to Ali said:


“Oh wisest of the wise, how very sad,


But I do feel that the Stone from your cot


Must have dropped right into your chamber pot.”


Ali’s eyes lit up: “Oh Allah be praised!


I just found the stone; my spirit is raised!”


He stepped nearer: “My mind must have been blurred!


Oh, how could I miss it, oh, how absurd!”


And whilst his face hidden disgust mirrored


He grabbed his hand: “That Stone just turned to turd!”


 


 


© P. J. Oszmann (1954 – in Hungarian. English transliteration: 2004)


© Illustration created in Photoshop (2005)


 


 


 


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Reviewed by Tracey O' (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2005
This is wonderful and so wise. I love this poem, the taunting boloney throughout the whole thing really says so much for humans. Superb! Stone of turd! made a monkey out of alot here.

Thanks Peter for the Smiles. (c :)

Tracey

All My Love for you your family and friends. You are all in my thoughts and hope you are all ok. I'm thinking about you sending my love your way my strength and peace for you there in England and your family there in your home.

xooxxo

Reviewed on July 5, 2005
Peter,

Laughing too hard to comment--no wonder human kind stinks!!!!!!!!!! LOL

You, my friend, have penned a winner. Full of charm, humor and a pointed lesson in the end (pun intended). BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :) *still laughing*

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on July 4, 2005
Like Ali (Allie) Humanity Turn Turd!

Credit for the Write.

TRASK

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 4, 2005
Ah Peter, and "they" call me a sick degenerate writing of stories of turds and farts and burps and other bodily mis-functions...but you my friend are the king of degeneration, I needed a good laugh this morning, thanks...LOL! ;) Ed

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on July 4, 2005
Superb write Peter, Lol just love this thanks for the smiles...

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on July 3, 2005
hahaha Brilliant write Peter! Thanks for the laugh.
~Chanti~


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