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How to love your children.
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Sages through ages wrestled with the thought, But conclusions always equalled with nought. How to love your children? Hard to define� �Finely chopped, fried in breadcrumb they�re just fine� � P. J. Oszmann (2002) � Illustration created in Publisher & Photoshop (2005) �if you smiled then please go and read my satire on modern childrearing titled: �Bringing up kids� posted at my Articles pages.

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Reviewed by June Thompson (Reader)

Reviewed on July 2, 2006

not at all what I was expecting

funny bit though

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on April 8, 2006

Better cooked than having to spend money to have them "booked"...ed

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 31, 2006

Wonderfully entertaining write, Peter; very well done! BRAVO!

Thanks for the postcard; got it the other day! Nice of you to think of us!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 31, 2006

Peter,

LOL--not quite what I had in mind, but entertaining, nevertheless. Enjoyed--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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