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Heat-wave
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Heat, heat, heat� my brain is turning to peat And as the heat is turning much hotter And I�m loosing my appetite to eat, The peat�s boiling and turning to water. But my hair is now much longer I think� Whilst I perspire and begin to totter, The hair follicles have plenty to drink, Because they are now immersed in water. � P. J. Oszmann (2006) � Illustration created in Photoshop (2006)

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on August 16, 2006

BOYYYYYYYYYYY, can I identify with this one, Peter! Today and tomorrow's projected high: 106. Over 30 consecutive days of plus 100 degree days. No end in sight. GAD I'm tired of this H E A T!!!!!!!!!! Excellent write, though, take care, stay COOL!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 29, 2006

Getting a bit warm on the other side of the Atlantic, Peter, well imagine it over here in the upper 90s at the beach, but the water is only 65, talk about a shock...;) ed & Rufuz

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