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ON BEING AN ASS.
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I've been a stubborn ass


All my life and I'll be just


As much an ass, alas,


When finally turn to dust.           


 © P. J. Oszmann (1952 [in Hungarian] - Translated into English 2000)
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 Reviews of "ON BEING AN ASS."
Reviewed by Claywoman (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2003
Peter, you could never be an 'ass!' You are just an old softy....hehe
Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Reviewed on September 26, 2003
:>)

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