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The Wedgy
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Though it is clearly November
the grass is still green
leafless is the timber
shorter days are now seen

The calendar tells us
that we should get snow soon
but besides a few wind gusts
autumn holds on with its pretty gloom

In another six weeks
Christmas will be here
with all its mystiques
and a handful of Reindeer

So what does one do
to enjoy those last days?
Today the sky was so blue
and my horse happily grazed --

Until my crazy hubby Troy
thought it might be fun
to prove he's still a little boy
and took my horse for a run.

Now I can report gladly
no harm's done to the filly
only a decent size wedgy
next to my hubby's willy.....








 
  
  

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 Reviews of "The Wedgy"
Reviewed by Andrew Shipley
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Ouch! LOL

Reviewed by ellen george
Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Rebecca you are so funny!
Your work always makes me smile!
Thanks for making my day!!
ellen

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Ahhh this is like sitting looking out the window at the scene you describe so well but with veiled tongue in cheek humour.

Fee

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Kathy,

I guess that's one he'll never forget. Will He?

Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Cute write! Well penned, Rebecca; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed on November 12, 2007
Rebecca,

Oh, please don't remind me about Christmas!!!! LOL Dang, where has the year GONE? Wedgies are no fun. Poor guy. He got an early present he didn't expect!! Excellent write that takes us there. Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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