Sketchman is at it again...

Ron was playing last night and posed these questions... these are my answers...


If you loan me the money, I promise to pay you back.
Means...
I always say, if you want to get rid of somebody, lend them money. If a friend ask for money just give it to them if you have it, and forget about it. Unless you want to get rid of them, giving them money on loan is a surefire way to see if they are friend or loser.

I do care!
Means...
I don't care.

Where are you going honey
Means...
Can you bring me something back? Like dinner?

Go ahead and buy yourself a new riding lawn mower.
Means...
Payback is a bitch darling!

Are you going out with the boys?
Means...
You will pay for that tonight when I have a headache!.

I did clean the house.
Means...
Why bother cleaning every week. It only clutters up again.

No!
Means...
Kiss my ass! Time for the payback buddy-o!

What is going to be good for supper tonight?
Means...
Every man for himself!

I have a headache.
Means...
Don't bother me.

I only watch one soap opera...
Means...
You only watch one soap opera, an hour!

Goodnight don't let the bed bugs bite.
Means...
If they do bite enjoy it because that will be all the biting you'll be getting tonight.