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It’s a Big Punishment!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Oh sometimes I don't want to go to bed and dream...

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It’s a Big Punishment!
 
I have dreams, that all my teeth fall out one by one.
There’s no pain involved but it certainly isn’t fun.
No matter how I try to stop it, nothing works that I do
They keep disappearing and not just one or two.
 
I also dream I’m running and not getting anywhere.
Someone’s always chasing me, I get really scared.
I get so mad at myself, for running in one place.
I just want to shake myself and slap my frightened face.
 
The worst of all the dreams are, when the devil tickles me.
He won’t stop for anything, not even if I’d P.
Sometimes I hate to go to bed knowing what’s in store.
For it seems like a big punishment, going back for more.
 
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 

 
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 Reviews of "It’s a Big Punishment!"
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on April 21, 2008
Waiting for the picture..........waiting for the picture............if your dreams were more like my internet service, you'd only have time for one a night.
Kids ask God in their prayers to help them have good dreams. Try it!

Love, Connie
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
In my heck of the woods we fill our pot-belly blackened one, with all those little devils and demons, we have eating so many of them that now is safe for innocent girls like you to come here and no be chased by anyone, here you can sleep without nightmares, so......welcome!

Georg
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Oh my Bonnie, what nightmares! You really make us laugh, but I hope it's really all in fun;-)...ET
Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
hee, hee... Your sense of humor always brightens my day...
Cryssa
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Wow Bonnie, with dreams like these I would probably do all I could to stay awake, very creative....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
i don't remember dreaming much and after reading this, i am glad!
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
And here I thought that was hot fudge the ol' boy was stirring in the cauldren! Bonnie...those dreams...what're you eating right before bedtime, girl?? *grins*
Love ~~ Micke
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Just in case, before you go to bed, maybe you should put on a pair of Depends, then that old devilish rascal could tickle you all he wants...;) Ed
Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Bonnie, this is hilarious...a real hoot!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Laughing too hard to review - "P" - LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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