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In My Cocoon
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Oh the adventures of the real Bonnie would make anyone's hair standup including her husbands.


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In My Cocoon
 
Sitting calmly in the living room watching the game on TV.
My husband heard a thunderous crash and suspected it was me.
He came a flyin up the stairs in the direction of the crash.
And was stunned into silence, by what his eyes had flashed.
 
He saw me wrapped in a shower curtain all rolled up on the floor.
He had a hard time getting to me because I blocked the door.
Then he started rollin and a laughin at me in my cocoon.
Which hampered him from my rescue until late afternoon.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 
 
 
 

 


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 Reviews of "In My Cocoon"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
and now -- the rest of the story? -- JMW

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
too funny-hope you are okay!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
Yes! yes! yes! picts, in blazing color! I am laffin already me socks off!

Georg

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
GOT PICTURES...? e

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
Wild. Just taking a shower is funnier than most people's day. I shouldn't laugh at your expense but I did. lol. Liz

Reviewed by Randy Camp
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
My Bonnie fell out of the bathtub. My Bonnie fell flat on the floor. My Bonnie now needs a good backrub and Jim thinks possibly more.

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
Why you haven't made a fortune with your comic strip life I'll never know!!!!! Your humorous side is untouchable and Erma Bombeck would be very proud to have you as her successor!!!! lindalaw

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
Oh my heavens,I love your sense of humor..wonderful writing sweet lady..you always leave me with a smile thank you so much..and I certainly hope you are OK...LOL...Hugsssssss

Reviewed on October 4, 2008
Life with you has got to be a laugh a minute! Glad you weren't hurt (just very, very embarrassed). LOL Sounds like something I'd do! Although my adventures have to do with policemen and their underwear ............ Good one, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

And from that cocoon emerged a beautiful butterfly! LOL

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
My goodness Bonnie! It's a good thing you didn't hurt yourself. After realizing you didn't, I can now imagine and appreciate how funny you must have looked all wraped up cocoon style.

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
Oh Bonnie, did you find trouble so easily again. Jim's hair must be standing on end when he is home with you. Never knows what Bonnie can find to harm herself. Be very careful Bonnie, and don't hurry. I remember you eating so fast when you had your Beauty Shop near Donna's in Middletown, and you ate so fast standing on your feet. Guess you still have not learned to relax much. Same old Bonnie.

Reviewed on October 4, 2008
Hilarious, Bonnie; too funny! LOLOLOL Very well penned!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still grinnin'*


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