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The DIVA Runs to Her Stud Sam
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Oh DIVA, it's too late my dear...


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The DIVA Runs to Her Stud Sam
 
A knock comes at the door and Stud Sam still has pain.
So he just yells, “Come in,” the DIVA blew in like the rain.
“O’ my Stud can you ever forgive me, I’m so sorry for what I said?”
Sam just stood there confused, and his face began turning red.
 
“Who the heck are you; I’ve never seen you before in my life?”
“Sam, how can you say that, when you begged me to be your wife?”
“You’re a crazy woman, I wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole.”
“I’m in love with Ole Dr. Bonnie, she has my heart and soul.”
 
“Whose Dr. Bonnie, I’ve never heard of her, what has she done to you?”
“She’s the love of my entire life, our love is a little crazy but true .”
“Sam, I’m your DIVA you have always been in love with me.”
“You’ve never before mentioned this Dr., who in the world is she?”
 
“My heart knows her that’s all I can say, she’s all I’ll ever need.”
That’s when the DIVA noticed Sam’s chest open and begin to bleed.
“What did the crazy Doc do to you my Stud, you have blood everywhere.”
But Stud Sam just stood there stiff & defiant; he did not seem to care.

 
In her arms, Sam passed out and that’s when she saw the scar.
The DIVA screamed like a banshee and ran to the nearest bar.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 

 


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 Reviews of "The DIVA Runs to Her Stud Sam"
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Hilarious write, Bonnie; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Can we get the address of the doc...please???
Call 555-brothersEd

You know who


Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Bonnie,

Very clever indeed - well penned!!


Hugs,

Lance


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
The new AD Soap Opera in verse has arrived. Well done Bonnie.
hugs
fee

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Love the humor
thanks for sharing
Love & peace

William

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Oh my,I almost peed my panties reading this sweet lady...oh my...LOL...HUgsss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
That Dr. Bonnie is definitely EVIL - thank God we snapped Jersey Brother Ed out of his zombie like 'Dr. Bonnie Fixation.'

Reviewed on November 1, 2008

Wit and unique. Great work.

In admiration,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU




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