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Little Cupid Aimed but….
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Oh dear, Cupid has a Little or should I say Big problem...you decide!


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Little Cupid Aimed but….

 

One day Cupid received a letter that came in the mail.

And in that letter was a message in very deep detail.

It was from a lady who was ready to give up on man.

She’d been hurt so many times; she felt love was a sham.

 

But she now met a man that she thinks she could really love.

She begged little Cupid to come and give him a little shove.

“I think this man is for me but I don’t want to waste my time.”

 “His name is Al & not attractive but he seems in his right mind.”

 

So little Cupid replied to her saying he would come that day.

But when he met the embittered lady he didn’t know what to say.

She was the tiniest little woman he’d ever seen, even tinier than he.

But she wasn’t the biggest problem; it was the future husband to be.

 

The man she chose played basketball and had to be 8 ft. tall.

This was the most unlikely pair, the strangest of them all.

“But if he is who she wanted, then who am I to disagree?”

So Little Cupid aimed to shoot but shot no higher than his knee.

 

The big man started hopping & tripping like an injured prey.

He fell upon the tiny lady and she did give up on man that day.

 

Written by,

Bonnie May


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 Reviews of "Little Cupid Aimed but…."
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Bonnie, this another very humorous piece -- you have created a character within a mythological character -- a Paul Harvey style of, "the rest of the story", regarding the unknown character and escapades of, Cupid -- I have thoroughly enjoyed every one of these -- thanks -- may peace and love be with you -- JMW

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2009
Ha! Cute, as always (looks great on TWF too). At the rate you are turning these out, you will have enough for a 2010 Cupid Book :-)

Ted

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on January 21, 2009
hee, hee, hee...
I would say that is a BIG problem!
hee, hee...
Cryssa

Reviewed by Douglas Bentley
Reviewed on January 21, 2009
For some unexplained reasons, I can't picture "Little Cupid" as you do.
I needed to laugh today.
Mission Accomplished.
Doug

Reviewed on January 21, 2009
Bonnie~!

ROTF - you are truly a gem (diamond) . . . a superlative penning!!


Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on January 21, 2009
Got my laugh of the day. Always wondered why tiny women fall for tall guys.

Reviewed by Sheri Hoff
Reviewed on January 21, 2009
Hi Bonnie,
I love how you rhyme-quite a talent. Funny poem to0-but also a message-be careful what you wish. Blessings, Sheri

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on January 21, 2009
This is really funny Bonnie... You always make me laugh when I need it... hugs, lindalaw

Reviewed on January 21, 2009
ROTF! Bonnie, this is priceless in its ability to bring laughter! Thanks, I needed that. Don't think Little Cupid has the problem, and certainly the little lady has no more worries, being squashed flat. Well done!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 21, 2009
I hope she was a bottom...;-)e

Reviewed on January 21, 2009
Fun write, Bonnie; very well penned! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 21, 2009
A most crushing defeat for that very odd looking, purple haired, old Cupid guy!


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