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Cupid Flubs UP
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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We all have days that our mind is just not there because its somewhere else...WELL, so does Cupid.


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Cupid Flubs UP

 

Cupid’s been very busy with Valentines Day coming soon.

His Cupies having a baby so he can only work until noon.

That doesn’t give him much time to spread his love around.

So he had to find a place full of activity, somewhere downtown.

 

That way he’d be very close when his little baby came.

So he could be with Cupie to help give their baby a name.

So downtown Cubid went but his mind was on his home.

He didn’t want his darlin Cubie to give birth all alone.

 

Well he had a job to do so he put his mind to that task.

Trying to find mates that would be great and hopefully last.

He finally saw a pretty woman shopping in a jewelry store.

He also saw a man beside her, telling everyone to hit the floor.

 

Hey, what a perfect match she loves to shop in a jewelry store.

And he loves to rob those stores, one couldn’t ask for more.

So he shot his little arrow into the shopping woman first.

Then he shot the robber man, and heard that same man curse.

 

When Cupid saw the two together the man was crying in her lap.

She was really trying to console him by patting him on the back.

“O I’m such an awful man I want to change my life.”

“I want to be good a man again and take you as my wife.”

 

Then someone yelled “Police” and a policeman soon arrived.

“Freeze, I’m arresting both of you, you Bonnie and Clyde.”

 

“Oh I’m so stupid, I really flubbed Up…”

And went back to Cubie a little abrupt.

 

Stupid Cupid created a disaster when he was preoccupied.
The mates going to jail before he married his blushing bride.

 

Written by,

Bonnie May


 

 


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 Reviews of "Cupid Flubs UP"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on February 2, 2009
poor Cupid -- always the best of intentions -- but alas, he was caught up in the rush to complete too many tasks in such a brief period of time -- 21st century life is tough, even for Cupid -- Bonnie, I still believe you should write a book with all of your wonderful Cupid stories -- this story is special, just like the rest of your Cupid poems -- may the light of love shine brightly upon you and bring peace and joy to you -- JMW

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on January 24, 2009
Very smart writing!
Love to you Bonnie

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on January 23, 2009
lol. I thought he made a good choice. But he'd better stay at home. lol. Liz

Reviewed on January 23, 2009
LOL Bonnie you never cease to amaze me with your words, this one brought laughter to my heart, thank you for sharing
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 23, 2009
Sometime even Cupid can have a bad day or be distracted..

Fee

Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2009
Hi Bonnie May
Funny things happen when we don't have our minds on the job. Did you ever put dirty washing in the garbage tin instead of the clothes hamper? Oh dear! Great poem. Cheers! Liz

Reviewed on January 23, 2009
Bonnie~!

ROTF/LOL . . . you are the best - OUTSTANDING!!


LOve and Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on January 23, 2009
Bonnie and Clyde, eh? hee, hee...
Cryssa

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2009
Ha! Silly Cupid strikes again!!! Well, look at the bright side -- when she wants to visit him in jail, she won't have far to go :-)

Ted

Reviewed on January 23, 2009
Bonnie,

You sure know how to tell the tale and keep it interesting, with twists and turns no one expects. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. ROTF!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 23, 2009
Well, a counterfeited "Cupid" with purple hair can't expected but trouble! ! !

Georg


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 23, 2009
...a little time in the slam is good for any relationship...and who knows maybe old Cupid will find a bunkie he likes better than his woman...ed

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 23, 2009
I swear this old purple-headed Cupid has more problems than most!

PS What are they gonna name the baby?

Reviewed on January 23, 2009
LOL Bonnie, you ROCK!! This is a hoot; I LOVE it! More, more, MORE!! Very well penned; brava! *clapping*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still laughing!*


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